Nick Jonas and Shay Mitchell are officially the hottest couple ever.
The two aren't dating (yet...LOL), but they do co-star in Nick Jonas' new music video for "Under You."
The "Jealous" singer has been producing new music along with a seven-part docu-series on Tidal. He just released a video for his new song "Bacon" and now we are blessed with the hottest music video of all time.
I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS SO SEXY IT WILL ACTUALLY FORM A BABY INSIDE OF YOU. Too much? I don't care.
On Wednesday, Nick teased fans by posting this video preview on Twitter.
NICK AND SHAY ARE LITERALLY SOAKING WET IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER. If you're under the age of 18, I suggest you look away.
The full music video is officially on Tidal starting today, so let's break it down and look at its hottest moments.
The video opens with Nick staring out a window. It's raining and he's probably thinking about his sexiness. DEEP.
There's broken shit everywhere.
Then, Nick puts his hand up to the window and touches it. My ovaries immediately explode.
Shay Mitchell appears and actually looks like a goddess. I've never seen anything more perfect in my life.
Like OK, life goals right here.
The camera focuses on this creepy dead doll surrounded by broken glass. It's basically a metaphor for my life.
BACK TO NICK.
He's sad and sexy and vulnerable. I want to hold him in my arms.
Shay's rolling around and doing weird stuff in bed. I don't know what's happening but it's hot.
She's sad, too.
The shower turns on. THINGS ARE HEATING UP.
THEY ARE IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER. I REPEAT, THEY ARE IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
THIS IS NOT A DREAM.
SOMEONE BRING ME MY INHALER.
Nope, I'm done, I'm dead, goodbye.
It's fine, I'm fine.
NOPE, NEVERMIND. I AM NOT OK.
Goodbye forever. I AM DONE.
Yup, so, that's everything you missed.
If you want to watch the full video in action (and actually lose consciousness halfway through), you can check it out on Tidal.
Happy Friday, everyone. I'm gonna go spend my weekend crying in the shower and dreaming about Nick Jonas' babies.