I hate Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. I mean, I love them sooooo, sooooo flippin' much, but I also 100 percent hate them.
They're too perfect. They are too wealthy, too good-looking and too nice and probably go on vacations that are too breathtaking. You can't even deem them #RelationshipGoals because that'd be like saying the "Mona Lisa" is #PaintingGoals.
They're just an unattainable level of quality -- the touchstone to which you compare every other relationship you encounter.
The only couple who comes anywhere close to this is DaxTenPelld (Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell), and they barely count as a couple as they were made by this world's top scientists in a lab sponsored by PEOPLE magazine.
In this video, Ryan Reynolds reveals the most romantic thing he ever did for Blake. He says,
I've flown halfway across the world to just see my wife for a day, cause you got to do that.
It's actually making me angry how beautiful that sounds.