Something will stir within you while watching Harry Styles get a tattoo on live television.
Sure, watching James Corden stress over the possibility of getting a “1D” tattoo is entertaining, but the emotions accompanying seeing Styles casually shrug as he gets inked with “Late Late” prior to his performance with One Direction are complex and sweaty.
Perhaps it's the foreplay of seeing the band and the host draw unmarked boxes to discover who would end up safe and who would end up tattooed.
More likely, it's the fact Harry Styles is a gorgeous man who somehow confuses my heterosexual sensibilities just enough to devote myself to him entirely.
I want to be you and be with you, Harold.