Attention, women of the world: Kendall and Kylie Jenner have a new thing we must all spend money on if we want to look like them... bathing suits!
The good news is the suits aren't actually that expensive — all the items are under £50, which is about $72. I mean, that's not as good as the clearance racks at Kohl's, which is my preferred outlet for swimwear, but not bad for mega famous fashion models!
The bad news is that the cutest one by far, and the one Kylie teased on her Instagram last week, is already sold out.
Despite all my big talk, I'm bummed too. I mean, who doesn't want to look like Kylie Jenner? (Shh, just let me pretend my boobs would look like that if I bought this suit.)
Nothing makes me want something more than when I can't have it. Here are some real-time Snapchats of me trying to buy this damn suit.
"Cool cool cool, me just add this to my cart..."
So uh, hey, Topshop, how bout all this free publicity I'm giving you, eh? Eh? What if you just hooked me up with one of these cute yellow bikinis? Just a suggestion!