Just like a visit to a glitter factory, what happens in Cabo certainly doesn't stay in Cabo.
I'm of course referencing the defining episode of “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County," titled “What Happens in Cabo." You know, the one where Stephen Colletti calls Kristin Cavallari a slut mid dream Cabo vacation. You remember it. We all remember it.
It's this one.
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OK, just in case you suffer from amnesia that cancels out all SoCal-centric memories you have from 2004 to 2006, here is a quick "LB" recap to catch you up.
Stephen and Kristin were on-again, off-again pretty much the entire run of "Laguna Beach." At some point, Lauren Conrad was added into the mix, which led to a love triangle I can only assume resulted in producers high-fiving CONSTANTLY in the MTV editing bay while dancing to that "We're in the Money" song Daffy Duck occasionally dances to.
The "LB" gang was on spring break in Cabo San Lucas while Kristin was dating some other random guy who wasn't Stephen, which led to the iconic scene above.
Just as expected, having your life be the subject of a reality show seems like a mess.
In the book, Kristin also says,
She also talks about how she was labeled the bad girl of the gang, saying,
Elaborating on that scene in Cabo, she says,
She also reveals how the show essentially ruined any real chance at her having a relationship with Stephen, adding,
At the end of the day, don't feel too bad. It all worked out for Kristin. She married a subpar Chicago Bears quarterback and spelled her kids' names -- Camden Jack, Jaxon Wyatt and Saylor James -- with the most YOLO attitude of all time.