Great news, guys.
Staples Canada is joining in on the grand American tradition of ruthlessly dragging celebrities online and, turns out, it's AMAZING at it.
On Tuesday, Kardashian Czar Kris Jenner took to Twitter to promote online sales of her new, limited-edition $175 “Elegance" necklace.
Two days later, Staples Canada said what everyone was thinking.
That shit's made of paper clips.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter users are living for Staples' savagery.
Straight-up frontrunner for TWEET OF THE YEAR @StaplesCanada @KrisJenner https://t.co/YyeXi6f8Ui — Marc Snetiker (@MarcSnetiker) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada @KrisJenner STAPLES JUST WRECKED KRIS JENNER RIP — luke (@lvkejo) June 30, 2016
@StaplesCanada THE DRAG STAPLES PULLED ON @KrisJenner pic.twitter.com/C1OLNbo4Ct — Ben Dø (@_Ben_Do) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada @KrisJenner pic.twitter.com/35TyArEhKO — leslie. (@awhleslie) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada @KrisJenner pic.twitter.com/xyDWmvJtuZ — UltraLightBeamin (@ohsnapitzgary) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada SLOW CLAP — manda (@amxndasantino) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada Jesus, I wasn't ready for this drag of the year! pic.twitter.com/fOSO0ZOffH — Check 4 a neck (@BeyonceMyRoc) July 1, 2016
.@StaplesCanada pic.twitter.com/6H2a0hODS3 — Meagan Credit Bagel (@ohmeags) July 1, 2016
@StaplesCanada @PhilTBH @KrisJenner bravo. pic.twitter.com/wRV9aLXH7s — Rand Duren (@RandDuren) July 1, 2016
Kris, mama, you've already sold us so many things/people we never wanted. Perhaps it's our own fault. We've made you believe we'll buy anything.
In the future, though, please exercise some subtlety or face the wrath of bargain office supply stores everywhere.