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This Is What You Should Eat The Morning After A Hookup, According To Khloé K

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Turns out, Khloé chomps down on some of these after chompin' down on hella deez.

The morning-after meal is arguably one of the most important parts of a hookup. You're feelin' spent and probably a little hungover, but you're also likely feeling accomplished and one with yourself -- identical to the feeling I assume most explorers feel after they conquer a small island from its indigenous people.

You need a meal to match your mood.

For me, that meal is going to a fridge buck naked and chugging a full gallon of milk out of the bottle in front of an open window facing the street.

According to a recent post on her app, for Khloé Kardashian, that meal is slightly healthier and a little less of a public exposure crime.

To each his or her own.

Khloé says she throws the following ingredients into a bowl and scarfs it down after a night of doing body-to-body, NC-17-rated stuff:

½ cup organic granola ⅛ cup dried mulberries ⅛ cup goji berries ¼ cup organic blueberries Organic coconut palm sugar for the topping Almond milk (homemade or store-bought)

*spit take* Homemade almond milk? You f*cking kidding me? Khloé makes her own almond milk?

Sure, all it takes is blending up soaked almonds, putting them through a cheese cloth and then sweetening them, but that STILL seems exhausting.

The Kardashians live lives I will never understand.

Citations: Heres What Khloe Kardashian Eats the Morning After a Good Ol Hookup (Cosmopolitan)