WHOOOAAAAAA MAMA! KATE HUDSON'S LATEST INSTAGRAM POST IS MAKING EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET JEALOUS OF NICK JONAS RIGHT NOW!!!
The 37-year-old actress, who CLEARLY has access to Nick Jonas as an anytime booty call, has recently been branding herself as a bit of a fitness spokesperson, with books and a workout clothing line hitting stores over the past year.
If you're still on the fence about whether to buy into the Kate Hudson school of health and wellness, I strongly suggest you take a look at her Instagram and then RUN (not walk) to the nearest bookstore.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS!!!!
My computer melted. I don't know what god Nick Jonas sold his soul to as a child, but I would commit high-level government treason to live 45-seconds of his life.
This isn't the first time the mother of two has shown us what the majesty of good genetics can do to someone's backside.
A few months ago, stylist and costume designer Sophie Lopez shared this five-alarm fire to her Instagram account.
My work desk just caught on fire.
Seriously, whatever god cut that deal with Nick Jonas, I'll offer you more than he did.