Sorry. I'm just too excited. It's Friday, AND JUSTIN BIEBER JUST DROPPED A NEW SONG!
This is too much.
It's called "Let Me Love You," and it's on DJ Snake's new album, Encore.
Encore went live on Spotify at midnight on Friday, and every single song is an absolute banger. Stream it immediately. I'm not asking.
You'll recognize "Middle."
Guys, I don't know what to do with myself. People are losing their shit on Twitter, and I'm just happy people are in the same boat as I am.
DJ Snake was totally casual about the whole thing. He tweeted the news of his album out at 3 am like it was no big deal.
Obviously, Bieber's song has been climbing on iTunes. As of early Friday, the top two tracks on the iTunes charts were both by that little genius.
Now, look me in the eye, and tell me you're not a Belieber.
I'm just as confused as you. If someone had told me -- back when that mop-haired douche dropped "Baby" -- that I'd be a 25-year-old Bieleber, I would've removed my left glove, slapped the person across the face and requested a duel.
Stop resisting, and just give in already.
I need to lie down.