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Justin Bieber Was Reportedly Offered $1M To Turn His D*ck Into A Dildo

by Katie Corvino

It all started in Bora Bora, land of the JB peen.

Justin Bieber was on vacation and having the time of his life. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and there wasn't a care in the world.

Well, at least not until the paparazzi snapped some pics of JB sunbathing on the island butt naked. Then, sh*t got cray.

The JB peen took the Internet by storm. Fans nicknamed it "Jerry," mothers named their firstborns after it (OK, I made that up) and Justin Bieber's dad tweeted about its stature because he was so impressed.

Plain and simple, Justin Bieber's man parts are on people's minds right now, whether he likes it or not.

People are so obsessed, a sex toy company reportedly offered Bieber $1 million to let it make a dildo after a model of his hoo-ha.

The company is called Clone-A-Willy, and it sells kits for people to make their own dildos and vibrators modeled after real penises.

The company allegedly emailed Bieber's team, saying replicating his man junk will be a great way to promote his upcoming album, Purpose.

So Justin, what's it going to be? Will the JB dildo peen be on everyone's Christmas list this December? Will Beliebers around the globe have more to look forward to than just holding your album?

The ball's in your court, bro.

Citations: Sex-toy company makes Justin Bieber a big offer (The Daily Dot)