OK, here's a short recap of what's been going down.
1) Justin Bieber was on vacation in Bora Bora.
2) He was just hanging out butt-naked.
3) Nude pics of his man junk were released.
4) THE WORLD IS OBSESSED WITH THE JB-PEEN.
Now, this all happened within the last 48 hours. Bieber hasn't officially commented on the leaking of his dick pics, but um, someone else did: his father.
@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy — Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015
Does this mean what I think it means?
A lot of people were, uh, confused.
“@JeremyBieber: @justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy” This sounds super weird pic.twitter.com/zVp9GNgqFs — ️ (@naturalIy) October 9, 2015