HELL EFFING YEAH! GIVE ME “GAME OF THRONES” SEASON EFFING SEVEN RIGHT EFFING NOW!
Blah blah blah, spoiler alerts, blah blah blah, turn away if you haven't watch the finale yet, blah blah blah, it will ruin it for you.
OK, now that I've fulfilled my legal obligation to ward off idiots who haven't seen the season six finale yet, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SEASON SIX FINALE?!?!
I don't think there has ever been a season finale in any show ever that has altered the show's universe and made me yell, “SON OF A BISH, WHAT THE DRAGON BALLS DID YOU JUST DO?!?!?” more than "GoT's" season finale this past week.
Aside from Cersei blowing up King's Landing and Daenerys heading back home with an ass-load of boats, the biggest development in the "GoT"-verse was Jon Snow being name king of the North -- after having everything we assumed about his parents be confirmed.
YouTuber TheGaroStudios decided to piece together a Jon Snow origin story video that will get you WISHING it was next season already.
Please make 2017 get here faster, HBO.