HUGE “GAME OF THRONES” SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED, GTFO!
Seriously, if you didn't watch last night's episode I strongly suggest you set your computer on fire and go underground until you watch because holy effing dragon poop was the season finale a doozy.
SO, IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS GEMSTONE OF A TV EXPERIENCE COMPLETELY RUINED FOR YOU, LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN (until you've watched it... then you should probably return).
OK! “GAME OF THRONES” SPOILERS STARTING NO --
-- HOLY CRAP! HOLY HOLY CRAP! CERSEI IS A FUGGIN' MAD MONSTER! DAENERYS AND TYRION ARE OBAMA-BIDENING IT NOW! THE SPARROW, TOMMEN AND MARGAERY ATE IT! ARYA KNIFE'D THE HELL OUT OF THAT RED WEDDING GUY!
AND JON SNOW! ALL THE FAN THEORIES ABOUT JON SNOW WERE TRUE!!!!!
LYANNA AND RHAEGAR ARE HIS PARENTS!!! WE ALL CALLED IT AND WE CALLED IT RIGHT! ATTA' BOY, THE INTERNET!
WE'VE EARNED THIS! WE'VE EFFING EARNED THIS!!!!
WHAT DID LYANNA WHISPER TO NED, THOUGH, WHEN THE SWAP HAPPENED?!?!
Sweet finale, HBO. Now I have time to start working on my "Ballers" fan theories.