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People Keep Photoshopping This Picture Of Taylor Swift At The Grammys

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Taylor Swift can do fah-reaking anything, and neither you, nor Kanye West NOR GOD HIMSELF can take that from her.

Need proof? Fine, you're a free-thinking adult who values a well-researched hypothesis, and for that, I will always respect you.

After T Swift nabbed this year's Grammy for Album of the Year, a photo of her posing triumphantly backstage surfaced online.

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Denizens of the Internet asked themselves,

But… what if Taylor Swift chose another path in life?

Redditors posted their alternate universe Tay Tays to a thread in the Photoshop Battles subreddit, and each incarnation is better than the last.

Taylor Alison Swift: Brunch Server

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Taylor Swena: Professional Wrestler

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Tario Swift: Italian Plumber

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Tanna Swite: Letter Turner

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Dragon Ball T: Spirit Bomber

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Taylor Swizenegger: Bodybuilder

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Tayanoga: Garbage Compactor Dweller

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TayMCA: Village Person

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Taylor Dobler: Hopeless Romantic

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Praying Swantis: Predator of Arthropods

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Tate Swinslet: Leading Lady

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Finally, Taylor's one true calling, or what Redditor lilbinsanity calls, “Thaylora, the Hindu goddess of breakups.”

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No matter which career Taylor Swift chooses, the world will support her with arms as wide open as, well, her own.

Citations: People Are Creating Hilarious Photoshops of Taylor Swift at the Grammys (TIME)