People Keep Photoshopping This Picture Of Taylor Swift At The Grammys
Taylor Swift can do fah-reaking anything, and neither you, nor Kanye West NOR GOD HIMSELF can take that from her.
Need proof? Fine, you're a free-thinking adult who values a well-researched hypothesis, and for that, I will always respect you.
After T Swift nabbed this year's Grammy for Album of the Year, a photo of her posing triumphantly backstage surfaced online.
Denizens of the Internet asked themselves,
But… what if Taylor Swift chose another path in life?
Taylor Alison Swift: Brunch Server
Taylor Swena: Professional Wrestler
Tario Swift: Italian Plumber
Tanna Swite: Letter Turner
Dragon Ball T: Spirit Bomber
Taylor Swizenegger: Bodybuilder
Tayanoga: Garbage Compactor Dweller
TayMCA: Village Person
Taylor Dobler: Hopeless Romantic
Praying Swantis: Predator of Arthropods
Tate Swinslet: Leading Lady
Finally, Taylor's one true calling, or what Redditor lilbinsanity calls, “Thaylora, the Hindu goddess of breakups.”
No matter which career Taylor Swift chooses, the world will support her with arms as wide open as, well, her own.