Oh! Hey! Wilmer Valderrama is still alive! Coo -- Wait, he just turned 36? Ugh. I feel old.
Before I get started, just know Demi Lovato and Wilmer are NOT dating. They're just those friends who are super close and who everyone thinks are a couple even though they insist they aren't. They have platonic sleepovers, go to platonic movies together and are even, probably, platonically in each other's platonic Facebook profile pictures -- platonically.
Yup, definitely not dating.
For further proof the two aren't an item, Wilmer previously said of his and Lovato's relationship,
You know, we've been best friends for about six years. We haven't necessarily been dating for six years, but we have six years of friendship, and it's been... it's been beautiful.
BOY are these two going to bone one day.
I mean, they went to a wolf sanctuary for Wilmer's birthday. COME ON.
WHAT NON-BONING COUPLE DOES STUFF LIKE THIS?!
This trip comes a little over a month after Demi posted a picture to Instagram with Wilmer's dog, Spawn, after the dog died, which is cute, but also, WHAT JUST-FRIEND DOES THAT?!
Demi's sister was also there, third wheelin' like crazy.
JUST DO IT ALREADY SO WE ALL CAN MOVE ON.