At Saturday night's taping of the MTV Movie Awards, super stud Chris Pratt walked home with the golden popcorn for Best Action Performance.
In his speech, he thanked nearly every action star to come before him, including greats like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham, Liam Neeson, Eric Roberts, Anthony Mackie, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and a few lady action idols like Sigourney Weaver.
But in his speech, he also thanked his wife, Anna Faris, with a line that made ovaries explode all over the world. Pratt said,
Our son was destined to be tough, but thanks to you, he's going to be smart too.
Jesus, could this guy get any freakin' hotter? Answer: No. Because that's physically impossible. Here are a few facts that prove this point.
From "Parks and Rec" to "Jurassic World," Chris Pratt just simply nails comedic timing.
He's overcome extreme adversity:
Can't believe I found this picture!!! That is the van I lived in!!! In my hand is the script for the movie that got me out of Maui. Crazy. Posted by Chris Pratt on Friday, August 15, 2014
Chris has openly spoken about his past as a homeless kid living in Hawaii. Pratt previously told EW he rather liked the experience saying,
I had a friend who was like, 'Dude, you've got to come out here.' We set up camp on the beach and lived the dream.
His body is insane and he's honest about how hard he worked to get it:
He's totally modest:
Look, I get it, I don't actually know Chris Pratt in person, but I can totally tell we'd be BFFs thanks to his candor and ability to not let superstardom go to his head. He's adorable, fun, and knows what's really important in life, like taking time out of his actor schedule to visit his fans who really need him.
Posted by Chris Pratt on Friday, February 6, 2015
Bonus: Look at him:
UGGGGHH I CAN'T. BYE.