Channing Tatum Was Mean To An Adorable Kitten, But We Still Love Him (Video)

It's time to make the toughest call of your young life: Channing Tatum or a tiny kitten.

Tatum, who one can only assume is a bewitched Greek statue using his sentience to torture my ovaries, appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Monday to promote his upcoming film “The Hateful Eight.”

For thematic purposes, the actor said eight hateful things to a little, white kitten minding its own adorable business.

The 35-year-old criticized the cat's odor and its bathroom routine and taunted it for not having thumbs.

Wow, Channing. You can't take those back.

Citations: VIDEO: Channing Tatum Has Absolutely No Respect for This Tiny, Innocent Kitten (but He's Still Lovable) (PEOPLE)