Taylor Swift Dropped A Teaser Of Her New Video With Zayn And We Have A Theory

"Baby, baby. I feel crazy. Up all night, all night and every day. Give me something, but you say nothing. What is happening to me?" -- Me trying to decipher the newest video uploaded to Taylor Swift's Instagram.

Taylor just dropped a teaser for her new music video with Zayn Malik for their hit song "I Don't Wanna Live Forever," which will be featured on the "Fifty Shades Darker" soundtrack.

She also let the whole world know we'll be getting a chance to watch the whole music video on Thursday night.

So, be sure to grab that eighth cup of coffee tomorrow. You don't want to miss this.

In her caption, Taylor wrote,

Video tomorrow night midnight est #idontwannaliveforever#fiftyshadesdarker

But hold up. On the surface this seems like an ordinary, run-of-the-mill announcement. But it's time to go deeper...

That's right, I have a conspiracy theory that'll blow your fucking mind. If I'm taken out by some sort of secret organization, and I plan on it, I want you to spread the word:

Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik are ~probably~ going to perform "I Don't Wanna Live Forever" at the Grammys.

Fact: The Grammys are on February 12, 2017.

Fact: "Fifty Shades Darker" is being released on February 10, 2017.

That's only *takes out TI-89 calculator* two days between those two major events. The puppet masters of the world would have you believe this is a mere coincidence, but last time I checked...

Beside this possible evidence, there's the actual video itself to consider.

Zayn arrives in a car at his destination in the rain. Where else has it been raining pretty consistently?

Los fucking Angeles.

As he exits the car, there's a flash of light. Is it a lightning strike or is it...

A FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHER AT THE GRAMMYS.

Wake up, Sheeple. Whether we'll be seeing Zayn and Taylor performing a duet at the Grammys, I think we can all agree we're pumped for the music video's release on Thursday night.