Honestly, Prince Harry might be a tad more in her league anyhow.
I don't want to start any rumors here, I'm just saying, when Harry and Rihanna met for the first time this week, they both laughed a lot.
They looked good together. And, you know, they would probably also look good together if Harry put his face on Rihanna's face. I'M JUST SAYING!
The two met because Harry is currently in the Caribbean and attended events in Bridgetown, Barbados celebrating the country's 50 years of independence from the UK.
Rihanna was also in attendance, being from Barbados and all.
OK, so let's walk through this meeting, with a few colorful and perhaps far-fetched interpretations by me.
First, Harry spots RiRi. He's flustered, forgets how smiling works and makes this face instead.
But he grabs her hand in his and, suddenly, he remembers.
Sparks fly. Harry's smile turns genuine.
According to BBC News, as Harry took Rihanna's hand, he said to her,
Hello, it's very nice to meet you.
Classic opening line, really.
Later in the day, Harry and Rihanna attend a concert together. Harry can't help but smile when Rihanna takes her seat next to him.
He never expected her to be this funny. Shit, he's supposed to be paying attention right now, but she keeps making him laugh!
"Are you two even listening?" "Yes sir."
*Both start giggling again.*
"OK, OK, we're done, we swear."
Yep, that's definitely how it went down all right!
Look, I know he has a girlfriend, and she has a Drake, but c'mon. Tell me these pictures don't show some serious chemistry.
And don't even get me STARTED on how the two of them got HIV tests together for World AIDS Day on Thursday.
If being responsible about your health and the health of the world isn't romance, I don't know what is!