Melania Trump Wears 'Pussy Bow' To Debate, Begs Everyone To Make Jokes

What Melania Trump lacks in her ability to avoid rampant plagiarism, she makes up for in tongue-in-cheek sartorial statements.

Advertently or not, the potential future First Lady arrived at the second presidential debate Sunday night in a hot pink, $1,100 Gucci blouse complete with a pussy bow.

Melania's style is especially striking following a video from 2005 leaked Friday in which her husband, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, can be heard making lewd, entitled remarks about female genitalia.

In the clip, Donald tells "Access Hollywood" host and sentient butt plug Billy Bush,

You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

As women across America spent the weekend girding their pussies from the man who may soon lead the free world, Melania made a statement, Us Weekly reports, in which she condemned her husband's past remarks.

The former model said,

The words my husband used are unacceptable and offensive to me… This does not represent the man that I know. He has the heart and mind of a leader. I hope people will accept his apology, as I have, and focus on the important issues facing our nation and the world.

Then, she made a STATEMENT in Gucci, honey! *snaps* *or whatever*

Oh, Melania, you are too much, girl. Misogyny and sexual assault are “important issues facing our nation and the world,” silly bean!

Regardless of Mel's motives behind wearing that neckline OF ALL NECKLINES, Twitter took notice.

If she really wants to throw her orange Tic-Tac of a husband some shade while dressed like Regina George hitting up a Halloween party as Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Melania can go right ahead.

That's probably the best we as Americans can hope for at this point.

Citations: Melania Trump Wears $1,100 'Pussy-Bow' Shirt to Presidential Debate After Donald's Vulgar 2005 Comments (Us Weekly)