Kylie Jenner is my hero, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
The girl is only 19 years old and runs a multi-million dollar company. When I was 19 years old, I was stealing bagels from my college dining hall and sleeping on a mattress with no sheets.
Even the fact Kylie knows how to contour deserves a medal in my book. I can barely put on mascara without going blind in one eye.
How the hell is this girl's face perfect 24/7? Doesn't she like, IDK, eat, sleep, sweat and cry?
I'm not ashamed to follow a girl four years younger than me for makeup tips and advice. She's my only hope at this point.
KYLIE JENNER, SAVE ME. FIX MY FACE. MAKE BOYS LIKE ME. I WANT YOUR LIPS. GIVE ME YOUR BUTT.
My co-worker Kelli Boyle struggles with life just as much as I do, so I made her join me on this journey.
Together, we would go from Jar Jar Binks and Jabba the Hutt to Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and it would be a magical transformation.
We pooled our money together (I borrowed $20 from my parents) and ordered basically everything on Kylie Cosmetics.
WTF is Skylie? I dunno, but we bought it. If you want to know how things went, I suggest you check out the video above.
In the end, we both learned a very valuable lesson: No amount of makeup will ever make us look like Kylie Jenner.