Are you so very tired of 2016 that you just want to rip the December page of your calendar out and burn it in a small garbage fire just so it can be January, 2017? Well, Kylie Jenner is here to get you through these next few weeks.
We reported earlier how Kylie gave us all the sneakiest of peeks at her 2017 calendar photoshoot with Terry Richardson, and she's now given us all a sexy, steamy behind-the-scenes video of her shoot on her app.
It may only be 14 seconds long, but the snippet of the video (above) posted on her YouTube channel has some swelteringly hot moments.
Who else is pretending to be Kylie's lollipop right now? *looks around, sees everyone raising their hand* Yeah, that's what I thought.
What photoshoot would be complete without King Kylie wearing her crown proudly? Someone get Netflix on the line -- I have a great new casting addition for "The Crown." (Psst, it's Kylie.)
"Hashayeth Siyashayasahee." Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot about all the Muggles out there. That's Parseltongue for "Kylie Jenner is the heir of Slytherin."
But don't worry. If snakes freak you out, Kylie brought out more of her feline side as well by putting on these cat ears that scream, "YOU'VE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW."
Wait, is the name of our President-elect Calvin Coolidge or Donald Trump? Because this flapper's outfit makes Kylie seem right at home in the 1920s.
Can you imagine Kylie saying the phrase "old sport" all day long? Because I can (and do frequently on a regular basis -- my god, I've said too much).
Finally, there's this onesie that seriously takes the gold:
I give this look a 24 out of 24 karats.
All in all, I think this is exactly what the waning days of 2016 needed: a behind-the-scenes look at a Tyga-less calendar photoshoot.
Seriously, this brief glimpse into what we'll have on our walls for all of 2017 is just what we needed to forget collectively the Trump-filled, Mannequin Challenge-obsessed 2016 that nearly took every good thing away from us.