Kourtney Kardashian Was Prescribed A 'Love Potion' For The Saddest Reason
Kourtney Kardashian is a witch now and I'm lovin' it.
I am as big a Kourt fan as the next person but, man oh man, does this woman have terrible taste in men.
It's clear she needs a ton of help when it comes to the ways of love and the only entity on the planet that can offer her that amount of help is the occult.
On Snapchat, the 37-year-old Kardashian sister revealed she may be cosmically averse to landing Mr. Right, telling her followers,
Her doctor offered a solution to counteract this self-sabotaging. A literal solution. Like actual water droplets that work as some sort of love potion.
In order to open up her heart to love, Kourtney drops 32 droplets of her magical romance liquid into water and then drinks it... you know, like how witches do.
Not to be outdone, Khloé slaughters a small llama every morning and bathes in its blood.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding! (maybe)