A Kim Kardashian Robbery Costume Exists And We've Lost Faith In Humanity


Who's ready to make Halloween 2016 the most distasteful yet!?

If you're not feeling the sexy Donald Trump costume, you can dive straight into this Kim Kardashian one instead.

It's called the "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume" and that's pretty self-explanatory.

I guess it was only a matter of time.

The outfit appeared on Costumish and besides from the fact it's obviously in poor taste, it also looks completely impractical. There is no talking, cup-holding or apple bobbing for the person going as Kim this year.

The website description reads,

Doesn't take your fancy? No worries, let's talk about that sexy Donald Trump outfit... because it exists whether you like it or not.

Let's be clear: There's nothing new about Trump outfits. That douchey mop is on sale all year round.

But has managed to come up with a disturbing twist on everyone's favorite presidential hopeful.

It's called the Donna T. Rumpshaker.


Why would you do this to me?

This little number is described like this,

*dials 911 and reports assault on eyeballs*