Khloé Kardashian’s Nutritionist Said Her Body Is A Honda
Normally, I don't condone comparing anyone or their bodies to vehicles. But if Koko does it, I guess it's OK?
Khloé Kardashian is the embodiment of fitness goals. While she says Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner don't really work out that much, Khlo is always working hard to keep being the inspirational health machine she is.
Case in point, I have never been on the cover of Health. Khloé? Yes, absolutely, duh, of course.
However, Khloe's nutritionist is as bewildered as we all are by how Kim and Kylie can be in that good shape by not even breaking a sweat, according to Health magazine.
Kim and Kylie are the worst. They perspire, and they look so pretty, and they don't really do much. I'm like, 'How do you guys have those bodies?' … Kim can eat anything, and I'm like, 'I hate you.' The nutritionist was like, 'Kim has a body like a Ferrari, and you have a body like a Honda.' I was like, 'Yep, that sounds about right. That's my life — you just summed it up right there.'
Honestly, what's so wrong with being a Honda? I have a 2010 Honda Accord, and I'm very much anticipating it will last me sometime until the year 2089, when I'm just a head in a jar on top of a robot.
Khloé, who has already talked about how Kourtney is her "main bitch" fitness partner, continued to gush about her sister,
I didn't work out with Kourtney for so long, because I had always thought she was a baby, and I cannot work out with whiners. I'm a badass. But then I worked out with Kourtney, and I was like, 'Oh my God, she's super badass, too. She's a beast.'
The words I want on my tombstone?
Oh my God, he's super badass. He's a beast.
All in all, Khloé's advice is to be a Honda in a world full of Ferraris.