Ouch! Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He Had Not One, But Two Penis Surgeries

by Adam Pliskin

Jimmy Kimmel revealed some pretty upsetting information about his genitalia at a panel at South by Southwest on Monday.

Kimmel, for some unknown reason, told an audience he's had two surgeries on his penis.

The surgeries were non-elective and were performed on his urethra.

Basically, Kimmel's pee-hole was closing up on its own, and it was unclear why. Apparently, the first surgery was a while ago, yet Kimmel still isn't sure why this occurred.

Kimmel called the whole thing a "horrible, horrible process."

He said,

The guy said: 'Your urethra is closing up and we need to operate on it.' And they did.

But, the first surgery didn't take. Kimmel added,

They said, 'Yeah, we didn't really get it. It didn't quite work. We have to do it again.' And they did it again.

That all sounds terrible and painful and disgusting, but it seems Kimmel's pee-hole is now in fine working order, so we can all rest easy.

Citations: Jimmy Kimmel Had Two Surgeries on His Penis (US Weekly)