The two co-star in the new movie "Passengers" and have been doing a lot of hilarious promo leading up to its release.
If you've seen the trailer, you know things get pretty steamy between the actor and actress. Sorry Anna Faris, close your eyes!
J Law and Chris Pratt may have great chemistry on-camera together, but they're just good buds in real life. They have the maturity of two five-year-olds at recess, so things would never work out romantically between them anyway.
To perfectly illustrate what I mean, the goofballs took part in "The Playground Insults Game." The actor and actress sat face-to-face on the set of BBC Radio 1 and threw the most savage, childish insults each other's way.
Jennifer Lawrence started the game off by telling Chris Pratt he is "so falsely strong." She explained,
If I was given a choice of you or your wife to protect me, I would choose Anna.
Chris Pratt followed up with,
Why did they call it 'Joy?'
The two went back and forth with a bunch of hilarious burns. J Law told Chris,
You are so dumb that I consciously make an effort not to use compound words or words more than three syllables.
Chris asked Jen,
How does it feel being in the stupidest Marvel movie?
Later into the game, J Law delivered the ultimate insult and she didn't even have to finish it. She stared Chris deep into the eyes and said,
Your beard is so thin... oh, I can't talk about my pubes.
Mmm, wait a minute. Did J Law just compare Chris Pratt's facial hair to her vag?
Yup, you bet that's what just happened.
In the end, it was actually Chris Pratt who gave J Law the darkest insult of them all. He brought up filming their sex scene, (which happened to be Jennifer's first) and told her,
During our sex scene, I felt your dick rubbing into me.
Oh. My. God.
You did it, Chris. You won.
Be sure to check out the full game in the video above to hear it for yourself.