Chrissy Teigen has been in NYC for the last couple of days with husband John Legend for the Time 100 Gala, so naturally, she's been doing what any normal person would do while in Manhattan: sitting in her hotel room and taking a ton of Snapchat videos.
I mean, what else do you do on vacation? Enjoy the scenery? See the sights? LMAO, NO. GROSS. The correct thing to do when you're famous and on a mini vacation is make all of your followers troll your husband.
Chrissy knows this. Chrissy understands the rules.
Her Snapchat story ever since she got to NYC has literally just been her sitting in a towel recreating scenes from "The Devil Wears Prada."
This woman in my idol.
Then John Legend got involved.
"CAN YOU EVEN SPELL GABBANA?" (I literally spelled it wrong on the first try, so.)
When they were all out of "The Devil Wears Prada" scenes, Chrissy just started making fun of everyone in the room while simultaneously complimenting herself. Or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
She started telling her fans to comment on her Instagrams with different emojis to troll her assistants and John. Honestly, iconic.
"Hey guys, if you think John's a big, steaming pile of poop, be sure to leave a big, steaming pile of poop in my Instagrams."
"Leave A Big, Steaming Pile Of Poop In My Instagrams" sounds like a good name for my memoir.
And then, PEOPLE STARTED DOING IT.
And it made her really happy, but not John.
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
John, blink once if you're annoyed. We won't do anything about it because this is really funny, but just blink once so we have all the context.
Chrissy Teigen trolling John Legend has become a staple of the internet, and honestly, thank God.
First came the Oscars trolling...
...and then came the glorious Arthur memes.
Please, Chrissy, for the love of all that is good in this world: never stop trolling John Legend.