Chrissy Teigen is living her best life in London and is graciously documenting it all on Twitter. John Legend is on the European leg of his Darkness & Light Tour, and Teigen and baby Luna tagged along with him to make the tour a family affair. Teigen and Legend have been posting a bunch about the trip to show their excitement and to share the experience with little Luna. But there is no vacation from being Chrissy Teigen; she has a Twitter throne to watch over. And watch over it she did when she tweeted about her most recent medical mystery. Chrissy Teigen's tweet about her butt rash will make you laugh and then say, "Girl, same."
Then you'll want to ask your doctor for their personal phone number so you can text them every time you mistakenly read WebMD and need to know right now, immediately, if you're going to die, because you sneezed a little too aggressively an hour ago which is an obvious sign that you're dying. Write your will! On Sunday, Sept. 10, Teigen tweeted a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her doctor, because of course Chrissy Teigen texts her doctor. The texts said,
Can I send you a picture of my buttcheek. I think I got some sort of bites or rash from snorkeling in Italy. I am in London or I would come in.
LOL. Her tweet said,
my doctor was kind enough to give me his number and I'm gonna make him regret this
Classic Chrissy. I just wish she had posted what her doctor's response was, 'cause I bet (read: I sincerely hope) it was hilarious.
Fans had some amazing reactions to it. The replies to Chrissy Teigen's tweets are sometimes just as funny as her tweets. (Sometimes.)
While we're at it, let's take a look at all of Chrissy Teigen's London tweets.
She called out a fan who was trying to call her out for not being at Legend's concert.
She played a part in the saga of the guy playing piano in a park to get his girlfriend back.
She watched a show that is entirely based on "seeing pp's." England is weird. (I can say that 'cause I ~studied abroad~ there.)
She got very invested in the "pp" show.
She almost got caught watching the "pp" show.
And she decided to never leave the UK Honestly, Chrissy, I don't blame you. The United States does not deserve you, John, Luna, your mother, and all of your dogs. STAY WHERE THINGS ARE MAYBE A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
Luna seems to really be enjoying her time abroad.
She hasn't been afraid to call out the issues England faces.
And she also liked this tweet, proving she has excellent taste in tweets, as if we ever doubted her.
It's been a truly fantastic time to be following Chrissy Teigen on Twitter. Can we all just agree that she owns it? Like, I know she doesn't technically own Twitter, but if we could bend the knee to her account, we would and we should. In a recent interview, John Legend said Teigen's openness — in public, online, and in their relationship — makes him feel comfortable with being more open, although he admitted that with Teigen there really is no other option. He said,
There's no problem with openness in our relationship. You know Chrissy. She doesn't hold anything back! I'm quite reserved, but being with someone like her inspires me to be open about my emotions. She brings them out of me because she's so open about hers.
Petition to have Chrissy Teigen's verified checkmark have a gold crown over it, just so everybody knows who to bow down to.