Blac Chyna Posted An Epic Snapchat Rant About 'Fake' Women

Honestly, I'll say it: I don't know what I'd do if Blac Chyna wasn't here to put me on my game.

Late Monday night, the future Mrs. Kardashian hopped on Snapchat to denounce phonies and used the B-word, like, a LOT.

Over the course of five text-only snaps, Chyna wrote,

It's so funny bitches always gotta new bestie every week Fake Ass Bitches… Bitches tell all they business to the next bitch... And them have a falling out now ur business all out in the streets! Be smart... Know the company u keep!!!!! Everybody not your bestie... Guys don't worry Nothing happen with me I'm just putting y'all bitches on game.

Phew. That's good to hear.

The 28-year-old also channeled some kind of magical southern gossip unicorn in several additional snaps, and I low-key hope this version of Chy keeps making regular appearances.

Can Blac Chyna stay pregnant forever? Probably not, so enjoy these bits while they last.

Anyone looking for less Snapchat characters and more insight into Chyna's whirlwind romance with fiancé Rob Kardashian will have to wait for E!'s new series "Rob & Chyna," which premieres September 11 (because of course it does).

Til then, stay on game.

Citations: Blac Chyna Goes on Snapchat Rant, Calls Out 'Fake A** B**ches' (Entertainment Tonight)