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Are Khloe Kardashian & Tristan Thompson Engaged? The Couple Is Reportedly Expecting A Child Together

JESUS CHRIST, IS EVERY KARDASHIAN OUT THERE PREGNANT RN? In case you haven't heard, Khloé Kardashian is reportedly pregnant with boyfriend Tristan Thompson's baby, according to Us Weekly. Yes, let me repeat that: Sources claimed to Us Weekly that Kardashian is reportedly carrying a child. (Elite Daily reached out to Kardashian's teams for comment, but did not hear back at time of publication.) I MEAN, WHAT? First Kylie, and now this? Anyway, now we're left to wonder, among a sh*t ton of other things, are Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson engaged?

UPDATE: On Dec. 20, Khloe Kardashian confirmed that she is expecting a baby with Tristan Thompson in an Instagram post.

EARLIER: Basically, fans began to wonder if the 33-year-old reality star and 26-year-old Cleveland Caveliers player were engaged back in June 2017. This may have been because, on the finale of season 13 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kardashian talked about how excited Thompson was to have his own huge family in the future,

He wants to have, like, five or six kids with me, and that's lovely. We could start at one and then grow from there. But now, knowing I'm not on birth control, it's really scary. It's like a really big step.

Rumors of a Khloé-Tristan engagement also swirled around back in March 2017 when Kardashian was spotted at one of Thompson's games wearing a f*cking huge ass ring on her left ring finger. Like, if she punched me with that ring on her hand, I'd probably go blind or something.

So obviously, now that this baby news just blindsided us for the second time in two days (can we cool it maybe????), we're all left wondering if the two are about to walk down the aisle. Well, it's looking like the answer to this whole engagement question may be a no, unless they're really good at keeping secrets. In speaking to You magazine recently, Kardashian said, "I'm in the best relationship I've ever been in and it doesn't take a ring for me to feel that way." So yeah, it looks like she shut those engagement rumors down really quick. You tell 'em, KoKo.

In the same interview, she continued, "I believe in marriage and I want to be married again one day but I don't have a time frame. Why do people think that marriage equates to happiness? There are a lot of people in unhealthy marriages."

OK, OK, OK, so it's likely Kardashian and Thompson aren't about to tie the knot anytime soon. But anyway, let's back track a little bit. I MEAN, KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT??? JUST DAYS AFTER KYLIE'S PREGNANCY RUMORS HIT??? Are the Kardashians secretly building an army? Do they know something I don't know?

Well, that's still TBD, of course, but an unnamed source also claimed to PEOPLE,

Yes, Khloe and Tristan are expecting and they are absolutely thrilled. This isn't something they were in a rush to announce to the whole world, and it's only been in just the past week or so that they've felt comfortable telling most of their inner circle. Things were complicated a bit by Kylie's announcement as they don't want to be seen as intruding on that moment for her but it is now reaching a point where Khloe doesn't want to be openly lying to people, and just staying quiet isn't going to work anymore.

The same source continued,

This is something Khloe has wanted for years and years and yet it's more than that: she didn't want it unless she was in the right relationship for it. She never let it happen with Lamar, intentionally, and she never considered it with James or French or anyone else she has seen. But this is such a wonderful moment for her: not only is she going to be a mother, she is going to be raising a child with a man she truly loves. Everyone is over the moon for them both.

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. If Khloé is reportedly preggo, and Kylie reportedly is, too, and Kim also plans to have another one coming soon, we'll all have at least three more Kardashians to keep up with. I can't even keep up with the ones now. Is this how the Kardashians plan to take over the world and also my life? Are we all slowly becoming Kardashians ourselves? TBH, that sounds great. Sign me up.