Cameron Diaz Says Someone Once Accused Her Of Pooping Her Pants At A Party
Nothing is worse than being blamed for something you didn't do, especially if that something is sh*tting your pants.
Cameron Diaz was apparently blamed for a strong, unfortunate odor that lingered during an Oscars viewing party.
The actress was a guest on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," and she told the story of what happened the night she watched the 88th Academy Awards with Jimmy Fallon and Andy Cohen.
Apparently, the room started to smell like poop, so the celebs started investigating to figure out WTF the smell was. They eventually realized it was Gary, Jimmy's dog. DAMMIT, GARY, YOU STINKY PUP.
But, the best part of the story is Andy Cohen assumed Cameron Diaz just crapped in her pants.
You have to listen to Cameron's retelling of the story. Poor girl.
Andy, maybe next time you should scan the room for dog sh*t before you blame a lady for the stench, and, Jimmy, maybe that should be Gary's last Oscars viewing party, you know, for Cameron's sake.