If you've been neglecting the pocket nature gave you as of late, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer have just the thing for you: Broad City sex toys! In perhaps the most on-brand marketing move of all time, the two Comedy Central stars have come together with sex toy retailer Lovehoney to create some sexual pleasure tools for all you kweens and kings. The Lovehoney Official Broad City Pleasure Collection is available online now, featuring a range of vibrators, plugs, rings, balls, and dildos, all of which come with free lube.
The toys feature some iconic Broad City phrases printed on, such as the "Yas Kween" 10 Function Bullet, the "Tuesday 7am" Classic Vibrator, the "Ass Of An Angel" Silicone Butt, the "Respect Your D*ck" 10 Function Love Ring, and the "Nature's Pocket" Kegel Balls. (It's natural, and it's responsible.) Prices range from $12.99 to $89.99, with some of the more popular products already selling out — so schedule in your masturbation sesh ASAP.
In a joint statement from a press release for the new product line, Jacobson and Glazer said,
We're really excited to have this line of pleasure products. We love that Broad City's sex positivity carries into real life with these products and we hope the world enjoys them.
And in case all you Jeremys out there were wondering: Yes, this collection includes a pegging kit, and no, you shouldn't put it in the dishwasher to clean it. As Jer-bear would say, "Right in the butt."
Honestly, how has it taken the show this long to come out with a sex toy product line? It's too perfect.
So if you wanna be as shame-free, sex-positive, and awkwardly experimental as Abbi and Ilana, Lovehoney is where it's at. This is a gift that could pair very well with the long awaited return of Broad City Season 4, which premieres Wednesday, Sept. 13 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.