Relax, relax, relax, relax: It was her idea.
During the episode, Chy tells her friends,
Totally. Also, ratings. Also, peace of mind. Also, the tiny voice in the back of Chyna's head that's like, “Is this dude really ready for a kid? Wait, where'd he go? Why'd he wipe his Instagram again? F.”
Chyna admits to her pal Paige,
The 28-year-old's concerns are valid and evidenced not only by the cameras following her and Rob's every move but by the fact Scott Disick showed up to teach Rob about being a present father.
Scott, the former reigning champion of manic disappearing acts, met up with Rob to remind him that kind of behavior is pretty much unacceptable when you have kids.
He tells Rob,
Rob tells Scott there's nothing wrong and that he “gets it” but that he's inclined to “continuously block every one of you guys.”
Jarring as it is for all of us to experience responsible, grown-up Scott, Rob reflects on his shortcomings and agrees to seek help via therapy, though he tells Chyna he “personally [doesn't] really agree with the whole thing.” Like, finally. Just go.
Back at You Are The Father Headquarters, Chyna -- who's already proven she's mature enough for motherhood but petty enough for reality television -- sneaks into Rob's house with Kim Kardashian West to steal his DNA for a paternity test.
Rob is home at the time and obviously catches on to the toothbrush-stealing scheme. He tells his fiancé,
When the couple receives the results to the paternity test, zero viewers are shocked to discover Rob is, in fact, the father.
Buckle up, Dad Rob.