Episode 3 of The Bachelorette was not afraid to get down and dirty, and I mean that both figuratively and literally.
We started the night with Rachel Lindsay sending DeMario to the road, for good. Then we were freed from the chains of Whaboom and Blake, with a very dramatic and embarrassing fight. Then things got literally dirty when the boys on a group date got down in the dirt for mud wrestling.
But of all that dirt and drama, the absolute best part of the episode was hands down finding out that Kenny, sweet Kenny with his kids, was actually a dancer at Chippendales back in the day.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE Y'ALL. THERE ARE PICS TO PROVE IT!
OK, for those of you who don't know, Chippendales is a famous show and venue in Las Vegas, known for its ~exotic male dancers.~
So yeah, basically Kenny was a stripper.
Apparently, Kenny felt like tonight was the night reveal male stripper sexy past to Rachel. While he claims he never worked the pole, I'm with Rachel on this one — he seemed a little too comfortable on that party bus pole tonight.
Anyway, because the universe loves me, there are several amazing pics of Kenny the professional wrestler hard at work at his ...other profession.
Just look at that... bow tie! Yeah, it's definitely the bow tie that I'm looking at.
And would you look at that! It looks young Kenny here is already plenty familiar with how to hand a rose, if you know what I mean.
Can I remind you guys this is the same guy who is constantly talking Rachel's ear off about his adorable little children?
The same guy who actually asked permission to kiss her, because he didn't want to be too forward?
The guy who lost in mud wrestling against Bryce the Ken doll, despite being a professional wrestler?
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. You've got so many layers, my friend.