Anna Faris Said The Most Hilarious Thing About Her Sex Life With Chris Pratt
Seriously, these two could release a sex tape together and the internet would still be like "SO CUTE! #RelationshipGoals!"
Case in point: This Instagram photo and caption Anna Faris posted on Thursday.
Let's break this down.
First, we have Chris Pratt holding two, what look like living, crabs in his hands. He's wearing an American flag shirt and a camouflage cap. He is the embodiment of Kid Rock's target audience.
Next, we have Anna Faris's caption, which reads,
My husband is thinking about trading his hands for claws -I have mixed feeling about what that does to our sex life but our friend jacki thinks it's all gooood
In other words, Anna Faris is saying she wouldn't want to get fingered by a crab claw. While this is fair, I'm not really sure why she brought this image to our minds.
Finally, we have Jacki, the friend. Despite there being plenty of room in the frame of this photo, Jacki is crouched in an odd position under Chris Pratt's arm.
She is smiling, but it's a pained smile. Possibly she feels uncomfortable because of her crouch, or maybe because her friends are talking about their sex life in front of her.
According to Anna Faris, however, this expression is conveying "it's all gooood."
In conclusion: This Instagram is odd and pretty graphic when you think about it.
And yet, when I look at it, my immediate reaction is "OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER, I LOVE THEM!"
Why is that? Chris Pratt and Anna Faris, what sort of power do you hold over us all? WHAT SORT OF SORCERY IS THIS?
They are so cute, though. #RelationshipGoals