Oh, “Suicide Squad” trailer. You crazy.
Warner Bros. premiered the latest trailer for “Suicide Squad” on Tuesday, and there were no survivors.
Nobody could have survived the massive emotional nuclear bomb disguised as a two-minute-and-31-second preview of the next installment in the DC Extended Universe -- the next installment after the train wreck that will 100 percent be “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." That garbage turd of a movie will drop in March.
Anyway, if you're like me, you went through a range of emotions while watching the new trailer, but I'm not talking about standard emotions like laughing or crying.
What you felt was probably way more complicated than that. You experienced things inside you only Margot Robbie in booty shorts holding a baseball bat could unleash.
Don't worry. I know you're super confused about all those feelings you were feeling, but your reactions were totally fine and super warranted.
Everyone experienced the same 32 feelings during the sneak preview, and this is the OFFICIAL guide to those 32 things that happened inside of your brain.