Smell Like Booze And Bad Decisions All The Time With This Frat Party Candle

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Have you recently graduated college and are now finding yourself yearning for the good ol' days?

The days when you didn't have to wake up until your first class at 11 am?

The days when your biggest financial worry was whether or not you could afford three (or possibly four) slices of dollar pizza?

Or maybe the days when you'd spend your Thursday-Sunday nights at your favorite frat house, partying the night away in a booze-soaked basement that smelled like a mixture of sweat, Jungle Juice and bad decisions?

Well, fear not, because Flick Candles has you covered.

The candle company is now offering up a new scent to help you with your nostalgia overload: Frat House Basement Party.

The candle's description reads,

This lovely scent mixes old vintage movie posters with a splash of something that will definitely give you a headache tomorrow morning. However, none of that matters because you will not be able to get past the overwhelming smell of sweat and Jungle Juice. Keep the good times going 24/7 with Frat House Basement Party as the intoxicating aroma grinds up on you. Sure this candle costs money -- but when you're involved in Greek life, so do your friends.

If frat houses aren't your thing, the candle company offers other compelling options, such as Blueberry Bromance, Defriend, Cancelled Vacation and even a few political favorites such as Bernie Sandalwood and Chris Christie Cream Pie.

Citations: Missing College? Buy This Frat House Basement Party-Scented Candle! (Cosmopolitan)