Where The Girlfriend Gets It Wrong

by Gayana Sarkisova

It’s considered suicide for any man to talk about what he thinks a woman did wrong in a relationship. So, I have taken it upon myself to call some of my fellow sisters out, and say what 99% of men out there are thinking when they are absolutely sure they have been wronged or treated unfairly by their female counterpart.

Consider me their unofficial spokesperson, as these are the various mistakes woman make in relationships that tend to unintentionally ruin what two people have together.

I’m aware that women, myself included, do not like to entertain the idea that they were ever wrong about anything. It is easier to blame men for things because history shows that men are morons. However, ladies, we are not perfect either.

For a moment, let’s put aside what men have done wrong in the past that has led us to the brink of insanity, and focus on the possibility that perhaps they are not completely at fault. Maybe, if we were to act differently the men in our lives would follow suit.

While women may feel that the they have a firm grasp on what is right and wrong in terms of the principles of a relationship, this may not be the case as the way the treat their men in some situations only worsens the bond they formerly shared so strongly.

Below are some of the things I personally believe women do wrong in relationships.

Leaving your man hungry:

Yes, I know, how 1950’s of me. The fact of the matter is a woman should want to cook for her man. Sorry, I said it, and it’s true. At the end of the day, no matter how liberated or equal to men we are, we are still women. And believe me, when your man asks you to make him dinner, in no way is he degrading you.

Instead, it is a test to how much you care about him. In this case, you should fight your urge to say “Make a sandwich yourself, asshole” and get your ass up, and make him a sandwich. Why? Because it’s a small thing you can do to show him you care, and your good deed will not go unnoticed.

Leaving your man horny:

Enough with the fake headaches and prudish behavior; we understand that if you are in a relationship for a while, sex may become somewhat of a chore. That is exactly why you should take it upon yourself to try to spice things up.

And yes women, it is your job to keep things fresh, not the man’s. Why, you ask? Because if your man comes up to you and says he wants to try new things, it is almost a certainty that you will start flipping out, screaming that he thinks you’re not good enough. Men are scared of this situation and will never face it head on.

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Making him look like a bitch:

Every man is whipped, this is a fact. However, there is no reason to throw this in his face. No man wants to appear like a bitch in front of his friends. So, when he is out with them, don’t call him to nag, or to tell him to come home, or to get you tampons on the way.

You can save the bitching and moaning for when he gets home. This way, it can be done it private and he will save face with his friends. You’re dating him for a reason, so let your man be a man … in public, at least.

Treating him like your girlfriend:

I cannot stress this enough. You have a boyfriend and you have your girlfriends, please learn the difference between the two. Nothing pains me more than seeing a man sleeping on the chair in a store while his girlfriend picks outfits out. You have friends for a reason,  so call them and make it a girls’ day out.

Men don’t ask women to sit around and watch sports with them, do they? No. Which is why I never really understood why women like to drag men along to malls, manicures, and hair salons. Stop castrating the men in your lives; you’ll need those balls eventually.

Acting like his mother:

Newsflash: He already has a mother, and he doesn’t want another one. Don’t tell him what to wear, how to eat, when to go to bed so he gets enough sleep. He is a grown ass man; try to treat him like one. Women often fall into the habit of babying men because we possess a nurturing quality.

Bullshit, it’s because we like telling people what to do and think that our way of doing things is best.

Closing Thought:

The biggest downfall in relationships is when the involved parties forget who owns the penis and who owns the vagina. Men and women should try to slightly regress and let a man and a woman play their parts rather than playing a tug-of-war to see who gets to wear the pants.

Gayana Sarkisova | Elite.