Think your dating life is a hopelessly sinking ship? Well, fear not, my friend.
I'm here to make you feel better about yourself and the current state of your seemingly hopeless love life.
No matter how big of a freakazoid your Tinder date was last night, I guarantee he wasn't as weird as the people these Twitter users, who used the hashtag #DatingFail, were talking to.
Or maybe he really was just as weird, in which case, I'm sorry. But hang in there because it can only go up from where you are.
Luckily for us, these people included screenshots of their most absurd conversations with people on dating apps, and trust me, they DO NOT disappoint.
Read these gems and treat yourself to a good, old-fashioned LOL:
I love this woman and want to be her best friend.
This guy needs a friend or, like, a diary. Also, "amazing anal"?!
Before you try long distance, you should probably try, like... a first date?
I'm sorry, what words? No. Just, no. #dating#datingfailpic.twitter.com/ZDdDEzUPlB — Bexit18 (@LindseyBex) September 28, 2016
Yeah, Sasha, how about you just don't do that.
Because you can't, Sasha. SASHA. #dating#datingfail#whymepic.twitter.com/fqTJAJQArp — Bexit18 (@LindseyBex) January 22, 2017
OMG, what a sweet offer!!! SWOON.
No, I 100% would not. #isthisreallife #datingfail #dating pic.twitter.com/1OFcpAUg2j — Bexit18 (@LindseyBex) October 1, 2016
He wanted nudes, and she gave him one.
#datingfail#sendnudes#reallife #2016 pic.twitter.com/HxZI6WSf8g — Erica Pomerance (@epomerance) December 27, 2016
The L-Bomb was dropped way too soon here.
Well, you still offended.
How about no, Scott, ok. #dating#datingfailpic.twitter.com/QAZHSGazL1 — Bexit18 (@LindseyBex) November 1, 2016
Gorgeous AND sexy?! Pinch me!
Hm... I'm thinking no.
WHY. WHYYYYY. #dating#datingfail#whymepic.twitter.com/CqFyFFFDZV — Bexit18 (@LindseyBex) November 30, 2016
Gotta admire his persistence though, amiright?
So... I should just unmatch him, right? #singlelife#datingfailpic.twitter.com/qz7dwg1mFc — Kristin (@shortestgirl) September 16, 2016
So, are you feeling a little better about your own love life (or your lack thereof)? Yeah, I thought so.