Bumble Pick Up Lines To Get You Laid
Trying to figure out how to initiate a conversation on a dating app can sometimes seem near impossible.
I pretty much just go with "hey" every time, which is absolutely the most boring thing you can say to someone you want to like you. It basically translates to "Hi, I have no personality, want to fall in love with me?"
When you first message a new match, you have so many options. You can try to be funny, you can be serious, you can be sincere, or you can be... sexy, which, in my opinion, is the hardest way to communicate over dating app. How can you manage to be sexy without sexting? Or without coming off too desperate?
In my opinion, you can do give off a sexy vibe with a delicate balance of humor and innuendo. So here are six sexy pick up lines that you can use to get that guy's attention on Bumble and get you laid in no time.
1. "Nice Shirt. Is It Made Of Boyfriend Material?"
I guess you can only use this opener if your match is wearing a shirt. And hopefully he is, or you shouldn't be messaging him anyway.
This line works great because you're leading with a compliment (men love compliments), and you're using the word boyfriend already, which is essentially subliminal messaging about your future.
2. "Your Body Is About 60 Percent Water, And I'm Thirsty."
This suggestion is from Cosmo. First of all, it's impressive because you know a fact about science, so the guy will be like, "Woah, this girl is very smart. Does she work for NASA? Maybe!" (Not that you need a guy to tell you you're smart. You already know that.)
Secondly, by saying you are thirsty, you are letting him know that you are down for sex stuff. So if you're looking to get laid, but you also want a guy to know you value intelligence, then this is the opener for you.
3. "What's Your Favorite Number? Mine's 69."
In case you really like openers that involve numbers, then this one might also be for you. Even though 69 is a truly horrible sex position, this will definitely get a guy's attention.
I don't know if this will find you a husband necessarily, but it will definitely find you a hookup, and quickly.
4. "Nice Pants. Can I Test The Zipper?"
Now, this one, is more overtly sexual than it is sexy. But nothing says, "I would like to hook up with you," than literally telling a guy that you would like to unzip his pants for him.
If someone wants to test this one out, I am truly curious to hear what the response will be. Seriously, try it out and let me know how it goes.
5. "Do You Have Any Hobbies Other Than Being Super Hot?"
They say that food is the way to a man's heart, but I beg to differ. Men are shallow and like being told that they are important and hot. I, too, like being told that I am important and hot, so maybe it's just an everyone thing.
Anyway, this is a fun and flirty way to get the conversation going, find out your match's interests, and let him know you find him physically attractive so you aren't immediately friend zoned.
6. "Are You The Internet? Because I Feel A Connection."
I can't really tell whether this pick up line is dorky or sexy, but either way, it's worth giving it a shot. A good way for millennials to bond with other millennials is to let them know that they love the internet. And saying you feel a connection is a cute and funny way to let your match know you're interested.
Additionally, you can give a guy your number, and tell him he should "dial you up" as soon as possible, because you'd like to go from online to IRL.
Do you have any good pick up lines that you use on dating apps? Let me know in the comments below! And if you try any of these out, please let me know, too.