Men Reveal The Dirty Talk They Want To Hear During Sex
There are about a million articles about what you should be doing with your body during sex, but what noises should you be making?
I mean, how can you tell if you sound like a sexy porn star fantasy or more like a weird, annoying freak who doesn't know how to shut up?
Is he into your dirty talk, or is he just humoring you? Is there something he wants you to say that you're just completely missing the memo on?!
In a recent Reddit thread, these men discuss exactly what they want to hear during sex with their ladies:
First and foremost, just be into it.
genuine enthusiasm — /u/Satherton
Genuine expressions of pleasure and enjoyment. — /u/Coidzor
Moaning and enthusiasm. — /u/Klx3908
Seductively moan the winning lottery numbers.
The winning numbers to the next day's lottery. Moaned out, slowly. — /u/Big_Red_Stapler
Ask him to cum inside of you.
I want her to look back over her shoulder at me, red-faced and sweating, and say, "Please cum inside me..." Nothing frees the beast for me like that. — /u/youreallmeatanyway
Don't be silent.
Anything is good whether it's dirty talk or just natural sounds like moaning. Being completely quiet gets me out of the mood so fast. — /u/Knights_of_the_Night
Anything but silence — /u/Atheist101
That is, unless he decides to be kinky...
Something. Words preferrably. But moans, groans, and gasps are ok too. Silence is only preferable if I've gagged you. — /u/Casus125
Don't humor me or fake your enjoyment...unless you're legitimately convincing about it in which case yeah I might enjoy it. — /u/yetanotheraccountolo
Call him by his name (unless his name is "yet_yet_another_guy").
My name. Not my username though. That would be the worst. — /u/yet_yet_another_guy
advice of what to do and or keep doing — /u/peytoneli
The first several times, instructions. Like a hot to cold scale. Am I getting warmer? — /u/whoshereforthemoney
Call him "Daddy."
Anything Daddy or Papi related. Incoherent moaning/screaming is always great as well. — /u/gooch_taster
Moan while you're 69ing.
The best for me is hearing her moans and screams muffled by my dick while 69ing. — /u/CBusin
Make some squishy sounds?
Nobody's mentioned sloppy squishy wet sounds? And genuine enthusiasm, of course — /u/puntifex
Moaning and typical dirty talk, e.g. "fuck me," "I want you inside me," etc. I thought that stuff was stupid after only ever seeing it in porn, but after experiencing it, it was an insane turn-on. Also, wet and squishy sounds are another turn-on. — /u/zombies995
Tell him you paid off his student loans.
whispers seductively "i paid off your student loans" — /u/bowmanc
If you, unfortunately, have not had a chance to pay off his student loans yet, I would say one message was the most important for all these answers: Just don't be quiet.
At the end of the day, it doesn't seem to matter exactly what you say, as long as you're into it.