There are about a million articles about what you should be doing with your body during sex, but what noises should you be making?
I mean, how can you tell if you sound like a sexy porn star fantasy or more like a weird, annoying freak who doesn't know how to shut up?
Is he into your dirty talk, or is he just humoring you? Is there something he wants you to say that you're just completely missing the memo on?!
In a recent Reddit thread, these men discuss exactly what they want to hear during sex with their ladies:
First and foremost, just be into it.
Seductively moan the winning lottery numbers.
Ask him to cum inside of you.
Don't be silent.
That is, unless he decides to be kinky...
Call him by his name (unless his name is "yet_yet_another_guy").
Call him "Daddy."
Moan while you're 69ing.
Make some squishy sounds?
Tell him you paid off his student loans.
If you, unfortunately, have not had a chance to pay off his student loans yet, I would say one message was the most important for all these answers: Just don't be quiet.
At the end of the day, it doesn't seem to matter exactly what you say, as long as you're into it.
Citations: What do you want to hear during sex? (Reddit)