Does anyone else out there struggle to remember their best sexual experience? A person or two comes to mind, but overall, there isn't one romp that I remember being particularly stellar. Maybe that's sad for me, or maybe life just really isn't anything like the movies for anyone. It's probably the former, and I'm OK with that. Technically, the best sex you've ever had might not have happened to you yet... right? (Forget verb tense.)
A great sexual experience can depend on age, timing, location, intimacy, connection with your partner, or even connection with yourself. Yes, you are a grown woman who is absolutely allowed to masturbate. (And P.S. you were allowed to when you were a child, too.) You might simply know how to get yourself that elusive O that a partner doesn't always guarantee. New motto: Life is short, touch yourself.
On the other hand, you might have had a one-night stand in an outdoor shower in Brazil that resulted in one of those minute-long orgasms. (I hope those are for real and not just the unicorn of bodily functions.) You'll never forget it, you still fantasize about it today, and Joao will forever be the great story you tell when someone asks you an inane question like, "What's the best sex you've ever had?" Because I was having trouble figuring out what my answer to this inane question was, which inevitably means it's not a great, Joao-level story, I decided to take to the women of Reddit to compare notes.
This woman had something IDK if I'll ever have.
One orgasm is hard. Simultaneous orgasms are goals.
This woman utilized a supplement...
I've never done shrooms, but now I'm curious.
This woman must be dating Oscar Isaac.
I'll have what she's having, coffee included.
This woman is a straight up boss.
I mean, I wish I could say the same.
This woman had her waffle and ate it, too.
Thank god he didn't make pancakes.
For this woman, location was everything.
This woman is just real AF.
I mean, same.
This woman invested in her experience.
This sounds fun.
This woman has the key to the G-spot O.
Hot tip, ladies.
This woman put her attention on her partner.
Three to five orgasms? Fake news.
Women of the world, the best sexual experience can come with a side of waffles, or solo dolo with a side of a vibrator. I think the moral of this story is that every lady out there should have an afternoon complete dedicated to getting off with a partner or by oneself, Samantha-Jones-in-Season-3-of Sex-and-the-City style. Go forth and get laid. (Or lay yourself.)