7 Women Reveal Second Date Horror Stories That'll Make You Cringe

It's not hard to imagine how a first date can go horribly wrong. Maybe your boss set you up on a blind date or the Tinder hottie you've been chatting with all week looks like a totally different animal in person.

On the flip side, one would expect a second date to go fairly smoothly considering you have a better idea of what you're getting into. You've covered all the small talk basics, you know what the other person looks like and the probability they're a psycho murderer has dropped from 99 percent to a manageable fifteen.

But if Reddit horror stories prove anything, it's that second dates can go wrong -- so, so wrong.

Keep scrolling for Reddit's most insane second date horror stories.

When you're on a second date and the other person thinks you're on date 1,447.

Move that psycho killer probability up to 100 percent.

There was a third date after this second date. Isn't that the real horror story?

Sadly, this is an all-too-common second date nightmare.

How do you say "goodbye forever" in German?

It's always a bummer when you have to call "To Catch A Predator" after your second date.

This one takes the whole damn cake.