Knowing if a girl is going to sleep with you is extremely important – it saves you time, money and the wasted opportunity of sticking your dick in some other girl’s pussy.
I’m sure most guys would like to know sooner rather than later if the girl you’ve invested a month of your weekends in is going to seal the deal. Girls can be easily classified into two categories – ones that are down to fuck and ones that will fuck you over. Here’s how to spot them:
If at the end of the third date, she still refuses to make out with you, cut the bitch loose. Any girl who is remotely interested in you would have already let you put your tongue in your mouth. I’m not saying that she’ll never f*ck you; I’m just saying that it’ll take a hell of a long time to get into her panties.
If you’re willing to risk blue balls and hundreds of dollars of your disposable income, then be my guest. If she’s already unsure about swapping spit, how many more dates do you think it’ll take before she will suck your cock? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
If she does make out with you, it’s not an instant guarantee that she’ll drop her panties on the next date. Girls consider kissing an art-form, and more often than not expertise in kissing is strongly correlated to sexual proficiency. If you’re good with your tongue in her mouth, she’ll have no doubt that your skillful tongue will also be capable down south.
Girls want to bang someone they are sexually attracted to – not someone they consider cuddly or dependable. If she uses anything similar to those two terms to describe you, you have been friendzoned. If she says that you’re like a brother to her, chances are that she’s not going to bang you. Unless she’s psychologically f*cked up and into incest, no woman in their right mind would want to f*ck someone who is like their brother.
If she talks to you about anything female related, like her yeast infection, her favorite brand of tampons and that amazing new moisturizer that she’s just discovered, you can be sure to split the check because there is no way that she wants the D. If she continually refers to what a great friend you are and how much she values your friendship, no way is she going to let you anywhere near her vagina.
If she frowns at any sexual innuendo you make and seems disgusted that you even mentioned sex, it’s a sure sign that she’s a prude and probably hasn’t used her vagina for months. Don’t even go near it because there are probably spider webs down there.
HOWEVER – if she initiates any conversation associated with sex or any sexual acts and talks about it constantly, telling you about her landing strip and what she likes to be done with her in bed -- she wants the D. Be doing so, she’s encouraging you to read between the lines instead of acting like a complete whore and shouting out – I want you to f*ck me.
Women rarely initiate the first move and it’s rare that a woman will straight out ask you to have sex with her – so she’s making her point across through not so subtle hints. If she asks you where you live take the hint and ask her if she would like to check out your place.
If she’s wearing sweat pants and baggy-assed hoodies on your dates, don’t assume that she’s so comfortable around you that she can be herself – it’s a visual sign that she doesn’t want to f*ck you. Any girl who wears oversized turtle necks and granny panties isn’t out to get laid. If she wants you to find her sexy, she’ll wear form-fitting clothes to show off her figure to show you what you can have.
If she invites her friends on what you had originally assumed was a one-on-one date, she probably doesn’t want to bang you. On the other hand, it might be a subtle sign that she wants you to bang both of them. This is a tricky situation which should be handled carefully because you never want to pass up a potential FFM threesome. Never. Your penis will never forgive you.
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