There's A Dating Site For Donald Trump Supporters, And We're Officially Done


When they came out with an online dating site for gluten-free singles, I was done. The creation of a dating site for such an obscure community of people was such a first-world problem that I just couldn't even (as if online dating wasn't weird enough).

Well, Gluten-Free Singles is no longer the weirdest dating site on the internet. Folks, there is now a dating site for Trump supporters. is where all the single Donald Trump supporters of the world can commiserate about being single (and dumb).

California resident David Goss founded the site, and here's what he told the New York Post about why he chose to do so:

Right, "special stigma." Maybe there's a stigma because Trump supporters shouldn't be dating at all. They're insane AF.

What do you think two single Trump supporters would do together on their first date? I'd imagine they would do something super fun and moral. It'd be something like dinner, followed by throwing tomatoes at abortion clinics, going to only-white-people-allowed party or tanning together and then dying each other's hair orange. It'd be something of that nature.

I think the big question here is, why are we encouraging Trump supporters to date each other? What if they actually fall in love and — gasp — procreate, thereby filling the world with even more Trump supporters?

Look, I'm single, and at this point, I would saw off my right foot to find love. Even still, I would never resort to Just ... no.

OK, so add Trump Singles to the list of ridiculous dating sites I will avoid for the rest of my life. It's so ludicrous that it's practically "Farmers Only" status. People, can we collectively decide to make America great again by not going to this website? Please and thanks.