Dating Apps Are Going A Bit Elementary


There’s an app for everything. Each and everyday I’m surprised by new ones that come out, and more often than not (unfortunately), I’m a little taken aback.

I’ll use an app for just about anything in my life, but if there’s one thing I most likely would not use an app for, it’s dating. I don’t know, something about it just seems, juvenile?

Sorry if I’m offending any Tinder users out there (but come on, really?). This next app is probably the most ridiculous dating app I’ve seen thus far. Vital Signs is an app that has just been released for the iPhone.

How does it work? Oh, you know, just simply point your iPhone in front of a person you’re interested in and the app measures whether or not the person is attracted to you by measuring the other person’s breathing patterns and facial expressions.

Like, okay. I feel like this app is about as accurate as the game MASH was at predicting your future. Why do people waste time on apps such as these? Are there really enough 12-year-olds out there looking for love?

Ally | Elite.

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