Girls Reveal Their Best Pick-Up Lines On Bumble

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As I've said a million times before, I'm not huge on the whole dating app scene. But from what I hear, Bumble is ALL THE RAGE. What's so special about Bumble? It lets the girls make the first move.

I find this hilarious, seeing as none of my girlfriends who are so gung-ho about this app would ever make the first move when we're actually talking to guys in real life. But that's neither here nor there.

I already asked around to see how to make the first move IRL. Now I want to know some foolproof ways to make some connections online. So I asked girls for their tried-and-true first lines on Bumbles and got you some trusty go-tos to use from here on out.

GO FORTH AND PROSPER.

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

You could get this clever sex machine...

Or this guy who knows how to do his research...

Or this guy who's no biologist but casually drops terms like "uni-celled zygote"...

Or this low-key philosopher...

"This is my opening line: ------------------"

You could get this Johnny Cash fan who's also well-versed in emojis...

Or this inquisitive fellow...

Or this guy who loves you for your mind...

Or this straight-up hater...

"F*ck, kill, marry"

You could get this guy who was looking to bust a little something more than a nut...

Or this guy who has a logical explanation for everything...

Or this Renaissance man who was concerned with a woman's right to say "no" even in a hypothetical game...

Or this guy who was simply left speechless by your awesome line...

FREESTYLE. Make it personal.

You could find a guy who completely disregards your acknowledgement of his heritage...

Or this guy who was offended but intrigued...

Or this guy who knows how to return the compliment...

 

So even if your online dating game is just as terrible as mine is, here you go. Use these. Get laid. YOU'RE WELCOME.