13 People Share The Craziest Things They've Heard While Having Sex

Sure, we've all experienced that awkward moment when you hear your roommate having sex through a very thin shared wall. Maybe you've heard some questionable dirty talk go down. Something like, "You're the sexiest piece of sh*t I've ever seen," for example. Not that I've ever heard a random guy say that to my roommate at two in the morning, but just for example.

What happens, though, when the craziest thing you've ever heard happened in the middle of your own sex session? Luckily one Reddit user asked,

What is the most random thing someone has said to you during sex?

Now we get to find out.

The thing about sex is that it's always going to be somewhat awkward.

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Because life happens.

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And human beings easily top the list of weird species.

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Sometimes we re-examine our faith mid-thrust.

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Sometimes we feel the Bern.

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Other times, we have our priorities straight.

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It's all a matter of perspective.

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On thing is for certain though...

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Communication is the key to having good sex.

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In the same way that we all have our different movie preferences...

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We also have our different sexual needs.

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A healthy diet never hurts one's libido.

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Neither does appreciating the finer things in life.

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