Ladies, This Penis Tuxedo Is The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift
Drop the UGG slippers. Forget the bullsh*t tie he'll never wear, except to funerals.
If you're still looking for a Valentine's Day gift for your baby boo, Tinder f*ck buddy or best guy friend, look no further than a tux specially designed for his d*ck.
That's right. The TUX, created by sex toy brand LELO, is a satin penguin suit for his willy.
There's nothing new about clothes for your dick, but this is way better than the bow ties you can snag at Spencer's. The TUX comes with a little bowtie, a red rose and a starchy-looking white shirt.
Basically, this is the fanciest sh*t your dick can ever be in (excluding your vag).
According to product reviews, the TUX is actually quite a bit of fun. One customer proudly admitted he felt "like James Bond (in a weird but sexy way)" when wearing the suit.
The TUX is available for $60. Click here to buy.
It's the gift that, uh, keeps on coming.